i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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