This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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