so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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