wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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