bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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