We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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