using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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