At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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