Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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