sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
