You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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