So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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