Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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