i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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