walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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