I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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