Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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