We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I would ride that face into the sunset
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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