He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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