I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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