I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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