All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
