Porn is love you can see.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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