I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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