we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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