I love black thongs
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
