Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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