didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
where are my eyebrows?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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