Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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