Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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