Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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