were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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