I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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