so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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