i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
