I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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