Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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