So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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