there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Randomize
