you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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