my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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