You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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