I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Randomize