Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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