you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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