You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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