I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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