the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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