So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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