you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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