woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is Oprah even human
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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