she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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