I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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