What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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