Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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