But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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